My Alarm Clock

Imagine an alarm clock that weighs 10 kg
Imagine an alarm clock that NEVER wakes you up at the time that you want to
Imagine an alarm clock that goes 'ggrrrr, ggrrrr' and drools all over the bed
Imagine one that kicks you, punches you and pinches your face
Imagine one that looks at you with eyes like this



Imagine one that smiles like this when you open your eyes



This is my alarm clock, one that I love with my life.